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By blixco (Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 01:37:35 PM EST) (all tags)
You are not the fool we take you to be.


I was composing an email to Kellnerin when I realized that said email was one long extended rant about the period of time between November 19th and yesterday, and it's no fun to rant to people about ranty things when the rant is really just a complaint about nothing.

I'm over it, almost.  The trip to New Mexico was awful, tolerable only due to being able to see some folks on my mom and stepfather's side of the fam whom I have not seen for years and years, as well as being able to spend some time with Maria (Laurea's sister).  Saw my grandfather (my mom's father) who I had not seen since hurricane Katrina wiped his house off the map.  He tells me, "I lost everything I owned except for three changes of clothes and my car.  But the worst of it, the real kicker is, I lost my girlfriend who done run off with another man."  He's a tough old rascal, though, and I'm sure he'll be OK in the end.

I blame the entirety of the trip's suckage on my wife.  She's completely at fault.  I could detail all the ways that my vacation sucked, but it would just make me realize how much the rest of my life needs tuning.

So, we go on "vacation," we turn around days later and come back.  Everything at work had been quiet, waiting.  I step in the door and blammo.  Whole place starts to fail piece by piece.  In just one day....just one day last week I had entire floors of network go dark, servers spontaneously kernel panic, systems die, orders go awry, people cavitating...worst fucking week ever.

Then we had a...let's call it a file infection.

That finished yesterday, the file thing, after 14 and 15 hour days, no weekend, way too much time taken manually scanning individual systems.  An illustration of my mood:
To: geo-all
From: blixco
Tuesday, December 4th, 03:32
Subject: a reminder

If you have a linux workstation, IT set a root password, as well as an administrative non-root user.  IT also set your system to use NIS for authentication.

If you changed any of this, you will find your system removed from the network, and your rights as a user removed.  The sixteen of you who are not reading this email due to having no physical access to our network may wish to ask around as to why your machine states "No bootable media found" when you turn it on.  You may then wish to cease panicking, find the IT department, and beg forgiveness.  Your hard drives have been confiscated and mounted under existing systems to sanitize an infected file.  You may get them back if your supervisor clears you to do so.  This mistake cost your department $500 per instance.  I sincerely hope your attempt at locking your employer out of their equipment was worth the trouble.

Sincerely,
IT

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So, the last couple of weeks have been bizarrely difficult at home, on vacation, and at work. 

My reaction to it all has been unreasonable and petulant.

I have nothing further to add.

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#HUG# by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #1 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 01:58:12 PM EST
And I thought my life was in the crapper. You're a tequila man, correct? Or was it Rye? I'm just asking...
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou


Rye, by blixco (4.00 / 1) #11 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 07:39:34 PM EST
or anything alcoholic.  I'm drinking a bottle of vodka at the moment.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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There's a digital poltergeist at work by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #2 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 02:25:15 PM EST
Who lies in wait for you. 

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



I was Dieter, by blixco (2.00 / 0) #10 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 07:38:58 PM EST
Josef Mangele's assistant, in a previous life.  That is why I am cursed and hexed.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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Was he like Igor by wiredog (4.00 / 1) #13 Fri Dec 07, 2007 at 07:36:18 AM EST
From Young Frankenstein?

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)

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Walk *this* way. by blixco (4.00 / 1) #14 Fri Dec 07, 2007 at 07:41:41 AM EST

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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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deep. cleansing. breaths. by clock (4.00 / 2) #3 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 03:50:08 PM EST
find me some lyrics.  i have a track or two to send your way.

you need it.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface



I never have lyrics by blixco (4.00 / 1) #9 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 07:38:08 PM EST
but I love me some music.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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i wish... by clock (4.00 / 1) #12 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 09:45:45 PM EST
...i were still pretentious enough to think i could write lyrics.  we'll see.  but i have some tracks that need more than guitar obligatos and gratuitous solos.

more on that front very soon.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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I'm pretentious by iGrrrl (2.00 / 0) #15 Fri Dec 07, 2007 at 11:08:36 PM EST
Just ask. Give me a subject. You're likely to get verses, probably a chorus, and if the warehouse is in stock, a bridge as well.

"I don't have time for martial law, I have to get to the gym!" zarathus
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your choice! by clock (2.00 / 0) #16 Sat Dec 08, 2007 at 12:16:32 AM EST
something you could hear blixco singing.  how's that for a spec?


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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insufficient by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #17 Sat Dec 08, 2007 at 01:01:00 PM EST
Gaiman once said that if you want him to contribute a story to an anthology, don't tell him, "Oh, whatever you want." Tell him, "Give me a story about vampires (or modern twists of fairy tales, or sex, or dogs)." Then you'll get a story out of him.

So, what's it about?

"I don't have time for martial law, I have to get to the gym!" zarathus
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i would say that it's about... by clock (2.00 / 0) #19 Sat Dec 08, 2007 at 03:42:56 PM EST
...the last five minutes in a truck stop half-way across the country on the way to an event one would rather not attend.

better?


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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Yes. by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #20 Sat Dec 08, 2007 at 04:55:03 PM EST
Muuuuuch better. Gimme until after Monday, though. Deadline. Execrable prose to edit.

"I don't have time for martial law, I have to get to the gym!" zarathus
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most excellent. by clock (2.00 / 0) #21 Sat Dec 08, 2007 at 07:24:27 PM EST
pm or email would be grand!

then i'll just have to corral blixco...he's a wily one.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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someone already wrote the image I had in my head by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #23 Sun Dec 09, 2007 at 06:04:34 PM EST
The Beautiful Waitress, except I was going somewhere much more sad. May still. Deadline looms.

"I don't have time for martial law, I have to get to the gym!" zarathus
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i like it. by clock (2.00 / 0) #24 Sun Dec 09, 2007 at 07:28:23 PM EST
but it's more fun when it's written by someone you know.

deadline on!  i'm all about time...


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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The Austin Lounge Lizards by iGrrrl (2.00 / 0) #25 Sun Dec 09, 2007 at 08:43:50 PM EST
They used to do a great version of the Beautiful Waitress. I recommend that song highly.

"I don't have time for martial law, I have to get to the gym!" zarathus
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If you Rhapsody by iGrrrl (2.00 / 0) #26 Sun Dec 09, 2007 at 08:46:30 PM EST
It's here.

"I don't have time for martial law, I have to get to the gym!" zarathus
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A big gigantic by moonvine (4.00 / 3) #4 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 05:05:23 PM EST
boa constricting hug for you. Super hug.



So long as you don't by blixco (3.75 / 4) #8 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 07:37:37 PM EST
unhinge your jaw and eventually digest me, then I am super OK with that.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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hmm. by LilFlightTest (4.00 / 2) #18 Sat Dec 08, 2007 at 02:02:32 PM EST
i always thought the ability to unhinge my jaw might be beneficial.
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if de-virgination results in me being able to birth hammerhead sharks, SIGN ME UP!!! --misslake
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so many potential comments... by clock (4.00 / 2) #22 Sat Dec 08, 2007 at 07:25:45 PM EST
...and none of them fit for this venue.  simply slap me and move on.  it's for the best.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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shift into third when its time to climb that hill by discordia (4.00 / 1) #5 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 06:20:37 PM EST
resist the urges that make you want to go out and kill



I'm doing my level best. by blixco (4.00 / 2) #6 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 06:49:17 PM EST
And I've never been closer to doing something stupid.
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin
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like I always tell the wife by discordia (4.00 / 1) #7 Thu Dec 06, 2007 at 07:25:02 PM EST
"wanting to do something stupid is fine.  go right ahead and want to do whatever you want!"

"Doing something stupid, now thats something entirely different."

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